I found a very interesting Friendster bulletin and decided to post it here. I placed my comments in brackets. Enjoy and leave comments loh….Gals, please shoot back and guys, i hope u r defending tis. And to 1 person who will be reading tis, pay heed to my comments (crap, this is the end of me…….)

At last a guy has taken the
time to
write this all down. Finally, the guys’
side of the story. (I must admit, it’s
pretty good). We always hear "the
rules"
from the female point of view… Now
here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!

Please note… these are all numbered
"1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE NOT mind readers.(Duhhh……)

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We
need it up, you need it down. You don’t
hear us complaining about you leaving
it down.(common sense lah)

1. Sunday sports. It’s like the full
moon or the changing of the tides. Let
it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we
are never going to think of it that
way.(why not? it’s the trolley pushing competition!!!)

1. Crying is blackmail.(I strongly agree on this)

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be
clear on this one: Subtle hints do not
work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious
hints do not work! Just say it!(especially on blur people like me ^_^)

1. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable
answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only If
you want help solving it. That’s what we
do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are
for.(otherwise piss off!!!)

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months
is a problem. See a doctor.(it’s brain cancer, i guess)

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is
inadmissible in an argument. In fact,
all comments become null and void after
7 Days. (i won’t remember even if it’s 2 days ago )

1. If you won’t dress like the
Victoria’s Secret girls, don’t expect
us to act like soap opera guys.(i dress up as i like and who on EARTH do you think you are to interfere?)

1. If you think you’re fat, you
probably are. Don’t ask us.(don’t ever ask such a question to me)

1. If something we said can be
interpreted two ways and one of the
ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the
other one.(especially what i say, it’s always just a joke)

1. You can either ask us to do
something or tell us how you want it done. Not
both. If you already know best how to do it,
just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say
whatever you have to say during
commercials. (for me,that applies to action and war movies)

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need
directions and neither do we. (not me, if u don’t tell me where to go when i’m driving, see u in hospital ward )

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like
Windows default settings. Peach, for
example, is a fruit, not A color.
Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no
idea what mauve is.(i see 16 colors, but can only differentiate 8,wuahahaha…….!!!!!!)

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say
"nothing," We will act like nothing’s
wrong. We know you are lying, but it is
just not worth the hassle.(please don’t play such game with me, it tortures me)

1. If you ask a question you don’t want
an answer to, Expect an answer you
don’t want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere,
absolutely anything you wear Is
fine…Really.(as long as it’s decent)

1. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking
about unless you are prepared to
discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun
formation, or golf. (for me, warfare)

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I
know, I have to sleep on the couch
tonight;(not tonight, but very soon…..)

But did you know men really don’t mind
that? It’s like camping.(i care!!!that’s my bed you are sleeping on,sucker!!!!)

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.
Pass this to as many women as you can -
to give them a bigger laugh.

17th September 2007. A day which put our unity to the test. Once again our friendship and loyalty are being tested by the indiscriminate test of aerodynamics.

Today i witness what we humans are capable of. Yes, we humans are greedy. Yes, we humans are selfish. Yet in the face of extinction, we humans are the only race on Earth that are capable of surviving. This is the time when we put aside our differences and bind together for survival.

After barely surviving the same test last week, we realize the ultimate task before us. This is a do or die mission. Together we unite, combining our unique abilities to counter a common nemesis. Together we achieved what no one man could do alone. Despite the limited time, we persevered.

Despite failing to finish it completely, this is a most memorable test of faith for me. If we humans always keep to this motto, nothing is impossible. After all, we are just ordinary humans, who will do extraordinary things, in extraordinary times.